Some Things Lindsay Lohan Won't Be Eating In Jail

Okay, it's more than a bit ridiculous how much attention Lindsay Lohan's jail sentence and her behavior is getting. Seriously, who didn't see this coming? That girl literally couldn't stop making bad decisions long enough to show up for court. Well, I'm jumping on the bandwagon and contributing to the media obnoxiousness with some foods I've found on local menus and around the blogosphere that Lindsay won't likely be enjoying anytime soon. Good luck Li-lo. Coming soon- recipes for Crowbar  Cornbread and Hand-Saw Bundt cake.

• My Own Beer Can Chicken
• The Bitten Word's Boozy Ice Pops
• DC Foodies' Bourbon Peach Pork Chops
• Drunken mussels or beer BBQ lamb sliders at Granville Moore's- 1238 H Street, NW
• My Husband Cook's Beer-braised pork shoulder
• Pan seared Salmon, leeks & polenta in a champagne sauce at Bistrot du Coin- 1738 Connecticut Ave, NW
• Drunken Shrimp at Sei- 444 7th Street, NW